My joke for the day..enjoy.

The UK is in deep trouble. The population of the UK is approx 60 million. 32 million are retired. That leaves 28 million to do all the work.

There are 17 million in education. This leaves 11 million to do the work. Of these 11 million there are 8 million employed by the UK government. Leaving 3 million to do the work. 1.2 million are in the armed forces,pre occupied with looking for Bin Laden, and a further 0.8 million work for local councils.

That leaves 1 million to do the work. At any given time there are 488,000 people in hospital or on incapacity benefit leaving 512,000 people to do the work. Now, there are 511,998 people in prison.

That leaves just 2 people to do all the work. You and me. And there you are sitting on your arse, reading jokes!! Is it any wonder that we are in such mess and I so stressed out through trying to cope with all the work on my own!!!